I may be sick...

Did you know there's a show called "Texas Justice"? No shit. And it's cringeworthy. Imagine Ross Perot pretending to be Judge Judy. They had (no kidding) this judge in his robes wearing a cowboy hat in the opening credits.

No wonder people think Texans are all inbred idiots. (Not that Dubya is helping our case at all...)

He calls New Orleans "Nawlins," says "y'all" in court, and dispenses backwoods cliches disguised as wisdom. And I have to wonder what marketing exec came up with this idea.

"Texas is really popular these days," he must've said, "now that George W. Bush is in office. And this guy, he's so no-nonsense, like the other 47 lawyers who have nationally syndicated court shows."

And I wonder whose idea it was for him to say, "Order in the court, y'all."

The whole thing is blasphemy and some sick vehicle for advertisements for American trucks.