evening rant

I knew it when you jaywalked in front of my car as I was turning right today. The truth is, I had no desire to hit you. As far as I'm concerned, you should go along and continue to disprove Darwin's laws of natural selection and grow up and live happily ever after.

Please don't reproduce. The world is overpopulated as it is, and the last thing we need is more people who walk in front of cars, or don't believe in turn signals, or cross the street regardless of the traffic situation. And don't give me that argument about how your own natural selection will improve the global gene pool -- we've seen already how flawed that theory is with regard to your general lack of common sense.

No, I didn't hit you today, but the next guy who came along behind me having a bad day might have, and think about how -that- would have ruined his day, will you? I didn't hit you today, but don't forget that I could have.

Have a nice day.

Love,
Rachel