more on wish sticks

Me: "So are you going to break the wish sticks?"

Claudia: "No!"

Me: "Why not?"

Claudia: "Because it's stupid! The person who loses won't ever get whatever they wished for."

Me:

Claudia: "It's like one of those stupid e-mails. Once you open it, you have to send it, or else everything will be horrible. It's stupid!"

That Tofurky Jerky is going to petrify in our refrigerator -- I can see it now.